Pants & Panties.

Mike
was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him
down for a little chat.

He said, 'Mike, let me tell you
something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon
suite, I took off my pants, handed them
to your Mother, and said, "Here, try these
on.''

She did and said, "These are
too big. I can't wear them."

I replied, "Exactly... I
wear the pants in this family and I always
will."
Ever
since that night, we have never had any problems.

"Hmmm," said Mike.
He thought that might be a good thing to
try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his
pants and said to Karen, "Here, try
these on... "

She tried them on and said,
"These are too large... They don't
fit me."
Mike
said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget
that."

Then Karen took off her panties and
handed them to Mike.
She
said, "Here, you try on
mine."

Mike
did and said, "I can't get into your
panties."

Karen
said, "Exactly. And if you don't
change your smart-ass attitude, you never
will."