'And That's How The Fight Started' . .

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,"Well, you still haven't
used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.


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My wife and I were watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered.

So, I said, "Is that your final answer?"

Without even looking at me, she said, "Yes."

So, I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's how the fight started.


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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, rare, please," I told him.

He said, "Aren't you worried about mad cow?"

"Nah," I said, "she can order for herself."

And that's how the fight started.