The Wal-Mart Greeter

by BabyAngel on Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:35 am
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the
entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in
it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.
When
she yells at the kids,she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with
more
than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the
Hell
would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No",replies thegreeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with
you
twice.