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PostSubject: Farmer John   Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:14 pm

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway.
But, as time went by, the
traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate.
The traffic was so
heavy and so fast that his chickens were being
run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the Mayor’s office and
said,
"You've got to do something about all
of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the Mayor.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"

So the next day he had the Town workers go out
and erect a sign that said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING

Three days later
Farmer John called the Mayor and said,
"You've got to do something about these drivers. The
'school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster."

So, again, the Mayor sends out the
Town workers and they
put up a new sign:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY

That really sped them up.
So Farmer John called and called and called
every day for three weeks. Finally, he asked the Mayor, "Your
signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

The Mayor told him,
"Sure thing,
put up your own sign." He was going to let
Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop calling
every day to complain.

The Mayor
got no more calls from Farmer John.
Three weeks later,
curiosity got the best of him and he decided to
give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem
with those drivers. Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has
been killed since then. I've got to go.
I'm very busy."

The Mayor was really curious
now and he thought to himself, "I'd
better go out there and take a
look at that sign... it might be something that
WE could use to slow
down drivers...."

So the
Mayor drove out to Farmer John's
house, and his jaw dropped
the moment he saw the sign………………………………………





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PostSubject: Re: Farmer John   Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:43 pm

lol! lol!
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