Bud and Bubba

by BabyAngel on Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:31 am
Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin
them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git cancer ?"

"Yes, Bubba, it sure is true," responded the lawyer.

"And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin' them
fat an cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true,
Mista Lawyer?"

"Sure is, Bubba."

"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot
coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."

"And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and
still couldn't read?"

"Thats right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"

"Well, I was thinkin'........What I want to know is, kin I sue
Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?