It Pays to know Pennsylvania Dutch

An Amish farmer walking through
his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.




The Amish man shouts:
"Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm
geschissen!" (which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows and pigs have shit
in it!)"



The man shouts back: "I am a
Muslim. I don't understand, nor do I care to understand your gibberish.
Speak English, Infidel!"



The Amish man shouts back in
English: "Use two hands, you'll get more."