by KajunSpice on Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:02 pm
One morning the husband returns after several hours of
> fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar
> with the lake , the wife decides to take the boat out She
> motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book..
>
> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
> He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good
> morning , Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking,
> "Isn't that obvious?")
>
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,"
> he informs her "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not
> fishing. I'm reading"
>
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
> know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take
> you in and write you up."
>
> For reading a book," she replies,
>
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing
> Area," he i nforms her again,
>
> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing.
> I'm reading"
>
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
> know you could start at any moment. I'll have to
> take you in and write you up."
>
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
> Sexual assault ," says the woman.
>
> "But I haven't even touched you," says
> the game warden.
>
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment.
> For all I know you could start at any moment."
>
> "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
>
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's
> likely she can also think.