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 Living In Newfoundland.........LOL

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PostSubject: Living In Newfoundland.........LOL   Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:48 pm

Forget Rednecks...







Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about NEWFOUNDLANDERS:


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If you know several people
Who have hit a moose more than once,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Newfoundland .


If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Newfoundland .

If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Newfoundland .
(this is my favourite, because how true)

If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Newfoundland .

If you find -5 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Newfoundland .

If you actually understand these jokes,
and forward them to all
your friends,

you definitely are a Newfoundlander and proud to be.

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