KamandKaj
Please log in. We would love to know who is here!!



 
Chat BoxHomeCalendarFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in
~~ NoPay RADIO ~~
~~NoPayPOKER Pros Group @ NPP~~
~~~New weekly League Games at NPP~~~
WELCOME TO KAM & KAJS FORUM....WHERE FRIENDS CAN STAY CONNECTED!!!
~~GEAUX KAJUN! YOU GOT THIS!~~

Share | 
 

 The Halloween Kiss...

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
kamraladympr

avatar

Posts : 210
Join date : 2009-07-14

PostSubject: The Halloween Kiss...   Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:15 pm

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY
Handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is
Staring.

He replies: 'I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you'

She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and
Have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
About everything. I' m sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
Would find offensive..'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that -
1) you have to be single and
2) you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says.. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfils his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun! , why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm
Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
Party!'

_________________
~ Who matters are the ones who said, I'll be there for you and proved it..The Truth Always Comes Out in the End.!!!!!!!!~
                     
Back to top Go down
View user profile
 
The Halloween Kiss...
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1
 Similar topics
-
» Nathan Fillon's Halloween Costume in "Castle"
» POST HALLOWEEN PJ's here
» Halloween Courage Test
» Halloween Banner
» Post You Favorite Halloween Smilies/Gremlins

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
KamandKaj :: General :: Jokes-
Jump to: