Put That Bikini Back On!

A rather well built woman spent almost all of her vacation time
sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

The first day she sunbathed, she wore a red bikini. However on the second
day, she felt a little more adventurous. She slipped out of it in order to
get an overall tan figuring that no one could see her way up there.

She'd hardly began when she heard someone running up the stairs. Jean was
lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered, little assistant manager of the
hotel. "The Hilton doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof, but we would
very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday!"

"What difference does it make?"Jean asked rather calmly. "No one can see
me up here on the roof and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"With all due respect, not exactly ma'am," said the embarrassed little
man. "You are lying on the dining room skylight."