An old Newfoundland woman is riding an elevator in a very lavish St. John's building when two young and beautiful women get on, smelling of expensiveperfume.
The little old Newfoundland woman says, "My, what nice aromas"!
One young woman turns to the old Newfie woman and says arrogantly, “Romance" by Ralph Loren, $150 an ounce!"
The other young and beautiful woman also arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
The little Newfie woman is feeling insulted by the remarks made to her.
3 floors later, the old Newfoundland woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says............ " Cabbage... 49 cents a pound."
Subject: Don't Mess Around with Newfie Women!!! 
Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:22 am