A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband
>picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
>
>'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
>
>'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.
>
>'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they
>carry on shopping.
>
>A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream
>and puts it in the basket.
>
>'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
>
>'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
>
>Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the
>price.'
>
>On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.