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PostSubject: Sex Frog..   Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:32 pm

A woman goes to her local pet store in search of a pet.

As she looks about the shop, she notices a box of frogs.

The sign says:

SEX FROGS
Only $20 each!
Complete with instructions.


The girl excitedly whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll take one!'

As the m an packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

The woman nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. Then she does exactly what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2.. Apply your most expensive perfume.
3. Put on a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . .. NOTHING happens! The woman is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She re-reads the instructions and notices that at the bottom it says, 'If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet shop.'

So she calls and the man says, 'I'll be right over.'
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The woman invites him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes, and sternly says:

LISTEN TO ME!!
I'm only going to show you how to do this
ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!
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