A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
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A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
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A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....
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A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent,and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
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A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
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From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
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But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
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Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?
Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them!