A guy
> > took his blonde
> > girlfriend to her first football game. They had
> > great seats right behind
> > their team's bench. After the game, he asked her
> > how she liked the
> > experience.
> >
> > "Oh, I really liked it," she replied,
> > "especially the
> > tight pants and all
> > the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand
> > why
> > they were killing each
> > other over 25 cents."
> >
> > Dumbfounded,
> > her date asked, "What do you mean?"
> >
> > "Well, they flipped a coin, one
> > team got it and then for the rest of the
> > game, all they kept screaming was:
> > 'Get the quarterback! Get the
> > quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only
> > 25 cents!!!!