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PostSubject: 2 nuns.......   Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:00 pm

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
And the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far

away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has

been following us for the past thirty-eight

and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to have his way

with us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in

15 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do, of course,

is to walk faster..

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man

did the only logical thing. He started to

walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate

he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split.

You go that way and I'll go this way. He

cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and

is worried about what has happened to

Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!

Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The

man couldn't follow us both, so he

followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started

to run as fast as I could and he started to

run as fast as he could.



SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened.

He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted

my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled

down his pants.




SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with

her dress up can run faster than a

man with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it

would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!
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