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PostSubject: THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING.   THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. Icon_minitimeTue Apr 13, 2010 8:38 pm

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the Captain announced:


'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.

Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from  London Heathrow to  Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back,relax  and..... OH, MY GOD !'
   
Silence  followed!

Some  moments later the Captain came back on the PA;
'Ladies and  gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you . While I  was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my  pants!'  




One Newfie passenger yelled, 'bye  jezis' you  should see the back of mine! '
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