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Subject: A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM
Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:40 pm
A NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE POEM
(And who said Newfies Weren't Romantic?)
Of course I loves ya darling
You're a bloody top Notch bird
And when I say yer gorgeous
I means every single word
So yer arse is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So yer belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round dere
No woman yer age
Has a nice round perky bust
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did what ya must
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tells ya lies
I think its very sexy
Dat you've got dimples on yer thighs
I swear on me grannies grave
From the moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what you look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the hockey's on
And get me a nudder beer.
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