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 Bracelet at Tiffany's

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PostSubject: Bracelet at Tiffany's   Fri Jul 17, 2009 3:22 am

A lady walks into Tiffany's.
She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to
inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely, she lets out a fart..

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up
right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of
a professional salesman in a store like Tiffany's, and greets the lady
with,
'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Feeling uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman may not have
been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks,
'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers,
'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to
shit when I tell you the price!'
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PostSubject: Re: Bracelet at Tiffany's   Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:10 pm

silent lol!
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