TEN COMMANDMENTS, REDNECK STYLE

(1) Just one God.

(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.

(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'.

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

(5) Put nothin' afore God.

(6) No foolin' around with a nother fellow's gal.

(7) No killin.'

( Watch yer mouth.

(9) Don't take what ain't yers.

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think?
Y'all have a nice day.