Twelve lines to make you smile

TWELVE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.


6... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
7... I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
8... God must love stupid people; He made so many.
9... Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
10.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
11... Being 'over the hill' is far better than being under it!



12.. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.